10) A pope named Augustine.
9) You’ll never sing or listen to “A Mighty Fortress” the same way again.
8) ST. MARY’S Lutheran Church? What’s that all about?
7) Pastor Grant is not shy in laying out the differences between the ELCA and the LCMS.
6) Grant eats food far more interesting and tasty than anything ever served in a Lutheran church basement.
5) Grant is smart, athletic, handsome, and attracts beautiful women. He’s like James Bond in a collar. Jealous?
4) Admit it – you want to go on television and put a member of the media in his place.
3) During long council meetings, your mind occasionally wanders to how handy it would be to possess lethal skills, like Pastor Grant.
2) A Lutheran pastor called on to protect the pope? Ironic? Cool? Or both?
1) How many guys from seminary did you meet who used to kill people for the CIA?
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